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Kiara: Mom, guess what? I learned today in music class that a ritard is not just something that we call Karinya.
Me: What?
Kiara: It is also a music term too.
Me (rolls eyes)
Karinya: It is a ritardando stupid

So well the other day I was in the car with the kids and we were coming home from a band concert. I notices that one of my girls is not smelling so fresh and clean, and and well here is how the conversation goes...

Karinya: "Ewww someone one smells like fish"
Kiara (opening the car door): "Kazzi you smell like low tide!"
Kazzi: "What does that mean?
Karinya (too busy laughing her ass off to say anything)
Me: "Get in the damn house!"

Yes Julie I did it, here is the girls

Yes I know it has been a while in the wacky world know as my life with kids and that hubby guy. I told myself that I would post more often, give you folks some good stuff to read.

Well here is the thing, I suck at this kinda stuff. I sit at home, looks at the girls doing all sorts of crazy shit and think I should blog about that, but I never do! I procrastinate. I am the queen of it. I have decided that this year I will change all that.

So here is the updates on the Kids....

Karinya - my honor roll student (YAY! 3.83 baby!) - Apparent she likes to dance to that damn Buttons song, or so her sisters tell me. Karinya says mom I only do it at home, never in public...she better be telling the truth, cause the first I catch she is so mine, wmahahah

Kiara - yes yes Kiara is quite the little comedian. One day while we were making cookies, I asked her to get something for me. She replied, "I can't. I'm the cute one. Make the funny looking one do it." as she points at Karinya. Hahaha she is so not funny!

Kazzi - hmmm, she is still the same old Kazzi, driving me crazy. But I love the little monster.

Kayleyha - has a new saying "Eat My Bellly!", and she says this in a strange deep kinda growling voice very funny.

I have a funny vid of the kiddies singing "If You're Happy and You Know It" song. I may one of these days be brave enough and put it on you tube for all to see....maybe.

WATCH OUT BELOW!!!! *SPLAT*

So we got this couch/sofa bed thingy from Jeff's parents and well it takes up my whole living room. On the bright side the kids love it. Its like they have a jungle gym in the house. The little monsters pretend they are lily pads and jump from couch to couch, sometimes falling cause the little buggers miss....hehehehe.

Oh and the baby stands on the edge of the couch and plops down on her bottom and slides off. Apparently she thinks it is fun to see if she can freak mommy out by making her think the baby is taking a dive off the edge.....why me!!!

Just when you think you are gonna get a compliment the nail you with a good one?

Me: "God, my boobs are too big, they hang down to my frigging knees."
Karinya: "No they don't mom. [insert that 10 second pause] they hang down to your belly button."

Sadly the other day my boobs were brought up again this time by Kiara....

Kiara: "Mommy you have big boobs"
Me: "Yup, they hang down to my knees."
Kiara: "Mommy they don't."
Me: "Fine the hang down to my belly button"
Kiara: "Yup."

This weekend we had a friend of Kiara's over named Jenna ( she is one of Kiara's friends from school that lives near us.)

So Jenna spends the night with us, and well she, Kiara and Kazzi were getting ready for bed when Kiara comes running in my room, almost buck naked (she had on undies) and hides in my closet. 2 seconds later here comes Kazzi and Jenna chasing her yelling "let me see".

Well curiosity always gets the best of me, so I turn around and ...

Kitty: "What are you guys doing?"
Jenna: "Looking at Kiara's boobies"
Kitty: "Why?"
Jenna: "Cause she has boobies and I don't"
Kiara: "Oh brother, i am outta here"
(Kiara leaves)
Jenna: (chasing Kiara): "Kiara look I don't have any boobies and yours are big"
Kazzi (lifting her shirt): "I don't have any boobies see."

Me, I just shake my head and wonder why me, lol