Some pervert (ok me) challenged everyone to write a steamy story in their blog. Since I cant win and I am doing this for purely selfish perverted reasons....here we go!

Survey Title: Your NC-17 Rated Movie...brought to you by the dirrty diary keepers at Bite Me

What is the title of you movie?
Love in a Elevator

What is it's Movie Genre?
steamy drama

Who it's starring (Two main characters)?
Thandie Newton and John Mayer

Write a small summary of storyline:
Two friends trapped in a elevator together find out that they both want something more than just friendship.

What song will be released for your movie's soundtrack? Love in an Elevator by Areosmith, Your Body is a Wonderland by John Mayer, and Juicy Fruit (cant remember whose its by)

What NC-17 rated features will be in the movie? Two people trapped in an elevator...for hours...hello sex sex sex sex.

Recite a line from your movie:
"We shouldn't be doing this."
"I know, but who's going to stop us?"

Happy Ending or Tragedy?
Sex with John Mayer...always happy!!!!

Quiz time curtisy of the dirrty diary keepers at Bite Me

1. Sexual Fanstasy...who does it for you and why?
John Mayer....his voice...i think it is so sexy, it makes me wanna do naughty things to him...lol

2. If you where given the chance with that person when, where and how?
Tomorrow...his house....kinky sex all over the place baby, I mean we are only stopping when we need the essentials...food, drink....more condoms...lol

3. Kinky Fantasy...ever have them? Care to elaborate? (hey some of us perves wanna know...lol)
I know I am gonna regret this...but I totally have this thing for men in kilts... so kinky fantasy would be him in a kilt (scottish accent and all) and me the fiesty lass that he's about to ravish...reow!!

4. Ever gotten freaky in a public place or wanted too? ....hmmmm yes...yes...and that's all i am saying!!!

5. Secret fetish....you got one?
Does John Mayer count?... John singing "your body is a wonderland"...while he is exploring my wonderland *wink wink*

6. What's the sexiest body part to you?
the eyes..... soo sexy...oooh or hands just the touch of them as they glide across you skin exploring every inch. The shiver it sends down your body...oooooh and the anticipations of where they might explore next.

7. Oral sex.....yummy good or ewwww yuck?
....hehe yummy good

OK I think I need it.....forget that I want it...btw ignore this post...it's just my horny hormones going wild...and unfortunately yall get to witness it...kinda sorta *giggles like crazy*

OK why am I this way? Blame on sexy boy who is like 9 years younger than me...working all night long in a tank top with his matching boxers showing all night long.....I mean its not like I was staring or anything, i mean especially not at his rippling muscles that just fit that tank top so well..

*grabs the fan*

So I sit here...posting my porny thoughts out...i will save your virgin eyes the shock of what I COULD do to this boy if i were single and drop dead sexy...

*grins at the thought*

Where is that damn hubby when I need him.....lol

well i am gonna go post some porn...that oughta keep me satisfied till later...or with my luck...it will make my condition worst....lol